3rd Post

Today as I roamed around my realm I stumbled upon something very interesting. It seems as though I've been inserted into a game. The game is called "Smite", it's a third-person multiplier online battle arena by a place called Hi-Rez Studios. In this strange game, I am being presented as two different halves of myself, which I found stupid because i am one goddess thanks but i continued reading. There is a light side of me and dark side of me, and apparently they each come with separate personalities. My lighter half is bright, cheery, and heals peoples team mates, while my darker half is a cold, brooding, sadistic, and cruel being that causes only damage to enemies. The two sides of myself occasionally argue with each other. Huh. Sounds like me everyday.

I am also in some type of comic. I believe it is called "marvel", I think it was something like that believe. What i don't get is why Thor is the main character. I mean, I guess he has the "amazing" looks and"mystical hammer" but seriously i am WAY more entertaining. I don't get how his life is any more better than mine, I have a army of the dead for Odens sakes! At least, i'm just one character in this comic instead of two. In this comic though, I am called "Hela" instead of my preferred name which is as you all know, Hel. It is very interesting to read that is for sure.

With my final bit of curiosity i stumbled upon this thing known as a "religion", specifically known as Christianity. Upon further inspection it was not had to see my name referenced in it multiple times. Although there is a extra L added to the end, I believe Hell intertwines with what I am. Oh the irony, the fact that I am the Goddess of the underworld while in this "religion" Hell is the literal underworld. It is like they purposely involved me. Doesn't that just warm a dead heart.